Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

As for me, while making breakfast for myself one morning last week, I did NOT scream a curse word when my egg rolled off the counter and smashed into the floor. That curse word was NOT the one that rhymes with “quit” either. I was NOT immediately repentant.

I most definitely did NOT find myself watching ‘Alice In Wonderland’ on the Disney channel this last week. Did I mention that I was NOT home alone at the time? ‘Alice In Wonderland’ is most assuredly NOT my most favorite Disney movie. Oh, and I don’t sing every single song in that movie either. How dumb would that be?

I did NOT suggest to Caleb this week that he just use a piece of my exercise equipment as a makeshift table for his dinner plate one night this week. We have NOT gotten into a terrible habit of watching television while eating dinner.


That was NOT ME! that you saw this last week in my flannel pants and ratty sweat shirt getting in my car to pick up my kid from track practice. I had NOT spent most of the day sleeping with a terrible cold and decided that I cared what others thought. Who really saw me anyway besides my neighbors?

I did NOT have a funny, creepy, interesting enlightening moment at the store this week that involved thinking about a post from a certain blogger with adorable hummus eating children and me purchasing said product. Oh and for those who have asked, it was NOT the roasted garlic variety and I did NOT find myself with the tub and a box of wheat thins mindlessly eating and enjoying every minute. No way. Oh, and Caleb's not in love with it either.

Being born in 1974 and being female, I got stuck with the most popular name that year. (At least my middle name has some originality, thank you Mom!) Turns out that it doesn’t really give me any stand-out power in the blogging world. And yes, I’ve always wanted a superpower. There are a million blogs out there signed by “Jen”. Ugh. So guess what? I did NOT change my sign-in name to the name that my Grandpa has called me since I was born. It was NOT the most creative that I felt with this swine flu head cold that I have had for a week. Oh, and for the record, I don't think it really made a difference, but I'm keeping it anyway.