thankful

It's Thanksgiving week, you know.

A man is taking a walk in the woods when he spots a bear.  Now knowing that a human can not outrun a bear (unless it's a Chicago Bear), the man tries to get away but is not surprised when he is tackled by the enormous creature.

While trapped underneath the bear's massive paw, this man's only thought is "Dear Lord, let this be a Christian bear."

To which the creature replied "Oh Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive."

What are YOU thankful for today?